I'm sick of my kids what do i do?

i'm a single father with two daughters. they're both petty and selfish and vain, and I don't care much for them. they don't listen to me, they don't pay me any respect. they never take care of the pets so guess who has to end up doing it? i pay all their bills and they never say thank you. they hoard over the compuiter and tv so i never get to use either. they also invite over their obnoxious, ugly friends all the time so i have to deal with that crap. they steal my money and underwear all the time and frankly I want toi kick them out, maybe they can go live with their alocholic mother or their pill-popping grandma maybe then they'll appreciate what i give their slutty asses. also the oldest just got herself knocked up so i';m sure i'll have to provide for that kid plus she wants her boyfriend to move in and he's a total asshole. what should i do? should i throw them out?