On the last day of school I....?

went up to a hot girl in my math class during a movie, and I ripped a nasty wet fart all over her face. It smelt like spoiled dumplings mixed with a dead rabbit lying in the sun for a week. She threw up and now I have detention the first day of school!

I'am addicted to Detention,need help?

I really like this guy,we were friends for a bit but then we got put in to different classes,hes a bit of a "bad ***" and is often in after school detentions two-three times a week.ive been purposely getting into trouble just to get in there to see him,we don't talk i just sit and look at him for an hour,its become an Obsession and now i cant stop,my mum and tutor are worried and its just automatic for me to misbehave now,i haven't told my mum why i am doing this,i dont want to but its time i sorted myself out,any help or suggestions?

What can she do to me?

my mom thinks im "out of control" im really not tho!! she cant undertand tho so she is gonna try and have me locked in a juvenile detention center just for hanging out with my best guy fried (JUST FRIENDS) can she really do that?

ANYONE SPEAK FRENCH??????

can anyone translate this for me? would be greatly appreciated...Je suis entrain d organiser un plan avec 2 cougars cainri sur panam :-) tiens toi pret!

Please please answer!! easypoints!!!?

ok so i have a book project that was due last friday and i still dont no what book to do. so i have to make a choldrens book from a fantasy novel. its would be for about grade 2'ers. so can you please help me out???? thx!!!

Everyone in my class hates my english teacher!?

We were complaining about how much work she gives us. She gives us a heap-fulls of worksheets everyday, always judging our work, even though we worked so hard on it, she gives us low grades. Its not just that. There are bad kids in my class(kids who complain all the time, gets in trouble a lot, detention etc..). She tries to find a way to bust them even though they didn't do anything. It got so worse she even called in the counselor to go talk to the class. All of us calls her "Mrs. Bitchetts" or "Mrs. Ribbetts". So what are your thoughts on that? Would you envy her too? 10 points for the best one!

Can they do this to me?

the school gave me summer school detention every day during the summer for 3 weeks. yea i have summer school because i failed 3 classes but thats besides the point. they cant give me detention for summer school until summer school starts! i was pretty bad but can they seriously do that?!